YE BE WARNED!!!!

I like to eat – ok I LOVE to eat. I like to cuss. I like to drink. I like to make both easy and fancy food. I am lazy and DAMN IT I DONT WANT TO BE GLUTEN FREE!!!!!!!!!!

I apologize in advance for anything that may be offensive. I just want to find the best way to live well gluten-free and I hope I don’t piss off too many people along the way. AAAAAHHHHhhhhh!

How to Survive Gluten-Free

You are welcome to join me on my journey in becoming gluten-free…. kicking and screaming all the way till I find some food worth making and eating. Case in point: You go into the grocery store and get all excited that it says “Gluten-free” (yay!) .. you pay an arm and a leg for it … you get it home AND … it tastes like SHIT!

I DONT WANT TO BE GLUTEN FREE….. NO NO NONNONONONONO!!!!!! But if I have to be… I want to eat like a human. A little yummy, a little fat, a little heathy… mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…….

As I’ve been aware of being gluten-free there’s a lot of things that people don’t realize or forget to tell you. This is a gluten-free survival guide. Join me in my journey….. and maybe it’ll help you survive too. Not only survive… SURVIVE WELL. :D